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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Samsung have more Galaxies than Universe...

Some Basic Types of Girls...

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'

once enters in your system don't leave even after format.:D :pS

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Ultimate insult.....

Ultimate insult... 

I love your smile because... 

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My favorite color is "YELLOW" :)

Monday, January 21, 2013

Girls never understand what a boy wants to say??

A Boy was driving a car.
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A girl on scooty overtook him.
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Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"
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Girl turned back n shouted.."you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"
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Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road..
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MORAL: "Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say";).